remember me? i found a pair of black boots for only $8 but they were just slightly too big. you were eying me as i tried them on and i figured you would get better use from them. and then you told me about the black frye boots that you found and they were too small. i gave you my card and said i would buy them from you but you said i could just have them ... for free. remember how i asked you to call my cell? remember how you said you come to raleigh a lot and would call, we could meet and i could have these boots.
oh, how i long for your call!
i can image what they might look like this